Advanced proving techniques

Q: Prove that <y, x>=0

A:  Proof by running out of time.

Teacher’s comment: Advanced proving techniques are NOT allowed in [...]

Mathematical proof that I <3 U

I’m no math genius, but the conclusion seems a bit off.  Cute, anyway.

HOWEVER, if x=you, then x<3 = (you)<3 where “I less than [...]

Double fail!

It sucks when you lose at algebra and Pokemon at the same time! More…

Looks more like a yeti to me.

Still pretty scary, though.

Ahhhh! A bear, I’m too scared [...]

Not very fast

Q:  How fast does the Earth accelerate when pulled by a .016 kg pencil?

A:  [after some abandoned calculations] not [...]