You wish!

I fail to see what is wrong with this! [...]

More than meets the eye

Because the protein in arranged in such a way that makes separating peptides difficult. Also, the protein is highly guarded by ninja turtles.

Teacher:  no! they were guarded [...]

Would this be biological warfare?

It sounds like a young  Tony Soprano was once enrolled in a bio class! More…

Hostage negotiation fail

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