Bottom of the Class

Detention at Hogwarts?

Headmistress — Sun, 26 Aug 2012 23:50:39 +0000

Detention Card

xxxxx will be detained from 1:00 to 1:30

on Thursday 28th

Reason: calling a teacher a “muggle”

“Muggle” isn’t so bad! It’s not like he called her a “mudblood”!

Let’s comfer!

Headmistress — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 23:01:25 +0000

“Parent Teacher Comferences”

Crestline Elementary School, Vancouver, WA

Specialized schooling?

Headmistress — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 15:38:02 +0000

“15 best things about our pubic schools” (South Bend, IN)

Do you “c” the problem?

Headmistress — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 01:39:17 +0000

Submitted by Arlene

Outside Our Lady of the Rosary Roman Catholic Primary School, in Bristol, UK.

You wish!

Headmistress — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:15:47 +0000

I fail to see what is wrong with this! –Headmistress

More than meets the eye

Headmistress — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 04:42:46 +0000

Because the protein in arranged in such a way that makes separating peptides difficult. Also, the protein is highly guarded by ninja turtles.

Teacher: no! they were guarded by transformers

Advanced proving techniques

Headmistress — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:25:45 +0000

Q: Prove that =0

A: Proof by running out of time.

Teacher’s comment: Advanced proving techniques are NOT allowed in Math 250B.

Dad was pretty excited, too!

Headmistress — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 02:55:43 +0000

It just sounds wrong!

Article headline from The University Daily Kansan: “Student excited dad got head job”

Mathematical proof that I

Headmistress — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:54:46 +0000

I’m no math genius, but the conclusion seems a bit off. Cute, anyway.

HOWEVER, if x=you, then x<3 = (you)<3 where “I less than three you.”

Double fail!

Headmistress — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 02:06:49 +0000

It sucks when you lose at algebra and Pokemon at the same time!

Student: I couldn’t figure out this problem but here is an amateur drawing of a charizard, I hope that helps.

Teacher: Blastoise uses water cannon. It’s super effective! Charizard fainted.